Members and officials within the church were shocked to hear that taking money from people under laughably false pretenses is actually a crime. France encourages other countries to “Man up. I mean, did you see the South Park on this?”
Other religious leaders have decried the Church of Scientology, claiming “At least our stupid books actually have some life lessons in them, and weren’t written by hack sci-fi authors”, going on to ask if there were advertisements for X-ray spectacles and mind-control techniques in the back of Dianetics.
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