I would say we have had a huge communication success because everyone is talking about it” - Francis Maude, Cabinet Office minister
Actually, more people are talking about Lady Gaga still trying too hard. But if you discussion is a measure of success, then World War II, the JFK Assassination and the current Iraq War are some of the greatest success ever. Can’t get enough of those.
He accused the convoy of a “premeditated and outrageous provocation”, describing the flotilla as an “armada of hate”.
Apparently, some sinister bastards have been trying to carry aid to the Gaza Strip. How terrible of them.
“What they’re not going to do is feel-up choirboys or ask them to come to rehearsal wearing nothing but trunks. That’s called ‘being a paedophile’.
Teachers across the nation ‘punch like girls’, it has been reported.
Government proposes a choice of Mixed Martial Arts accreditation or 2 week training course with the army, followed by assessment in Somalia. Spokesperson commented “The grading will be pass/fail, if you catch my drift”.
9/11 ‘kingpin’ ‘faces execution’.
In ‘other news’, this ‘apostrophe’ business is ‘getting out of hand’
Meanwhile, thousands of others are still dying or dead. But she’s been rescued. Good for her.
Caution: It’s Still There
In a related story, hundreds of schools and workplaces across the country are closed due to unforseen snow. Just like last year. And the year before. Every 12 months or so, really. Next years forecast: tropical sun with refreshing coastal breezes.
Not really. More snow. It’s fucking winter, what do you expect?
Because when you get past the crusades, jihads, racism and wars, all religions just want to get along. And this requires the suppresion of free speech in an entire country. A western country. A ‘civilised’ country. A country even Americans can point out on a map from time to time.
This isn’t fun anymore.
Because teenagers and shut-ins are really where the money’s at. Won’t pay for a environmentally costly CD that your favourite band actually gets a fraction of the face price from? Well, how does hundreds of pounds sound instead? Yeah, i though so.
Net neutrawhat?
